#29; Crime Alert – Pigeon Special

HALT CITIZEN!!Have you seen this pigeon recently wandering around supermarket backrooms recently?
Has a pigeon of a similar nature been seen wandering aimlessly?
Do you know what a pigeon is?

THEN YOU CAN HELP SOLVE THE BLOG-ENTRY STEALING CRIME THAT OCCURED TODAY AT APPROXIMATELY 09:50 HOURS WHATEVER TIMEZONE WE ARE IN NOW
I THINK IT IS BRITISH SUMMER TIME. WELL IT IS THE SUMMER.
PERHAPS NOT.
THAT IS NOT THE POINT HERE.

THIS PIGEON IS ACCUSED OF STEALING AN IDEA I WAS GOING TO BLOG ABOUT WHEN I THOUGHT ABOUT IT THIS MORNING
I KNOW THIS IS TRUE BECAUSE OF THIS TWITTER ENTRY POSTED ON THE MORNING OF SATURDAY
Morning. Have a wierd idea for a blog entry ill be working on over the day whilst at work. Pointless idea really, but more later.

WE CANNOT ALLOW PIGEONS TO SIMPLE WANDER OUR WORKPLACES THEN STEAL OUR IDEAS. IT’S NAUGHTY. AND I LIKE MY IDEAS.
ALTHOUGH HE WADDLED AROUND THE FLOOR REALLY FUNNILY, IT WAS QUITE CUTE. AND WE GAVE HIM SOME BREAD, HE NIBBLED ON IT.

BUT THAT IS NOT THAT POINT HERE.

Together we can make Pigeon Crime stop. Birds all over the country are committing crime in heinous forms, as can be seen in the following clip of a seagull stealing some Doritos from a shop in Scotland:

THIS BIRD CLEARLY DOES NOT REALISE THE EFFECTS OF HIS ACTIONS. HE DIDN’T EVEN STEAL THE NICE FLAVOUR. HE STOLE THE RUBBISH ONE.

YOU CAN HELP. IF YOU SEE PIGEON CRIME, TELL A FRIEND NOW. THEY WILL PROBABLY THINK YOU ARE MAD.
THANK YOU.
LUKE.